Are You Ratchet

Ratchet is a new slang that is gaining some popularity, it is used by everyone, including normal people, celebrities, rap artists, etc. Anyone who's loud, obxnoxious, ghetto can be classified as ratchet. Below is a list that will help you find out if you are ratchet. Enjoy and share!

You have a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after being hit by a tempest
You repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "b*tch", "doe"
You are the loudest in the room
You go to church with the dress you wore clubbing the night before
You can't type on the keyboard because your nails are too long
You wear nameplate necklaces, with an electronic beltbuckle displaying your name
Your number of sexual partners is higher than your IQ
Your twerking skills are better than your reading skills
The Pokemon theme is also your STD theme
You're a regular at the abortion clinic
You were on Maury, Jerry Springer, or both
You consider McDonalds a 5 star restaurant

Created by Bert L. Last Modification: Thursday July 11, 2013 21:03:18 EDT by Bert L.

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